summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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