i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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