i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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