mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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