shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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