what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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