I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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