Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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