I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
