is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
zippers are such a cool invention
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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