you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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