every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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