Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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