Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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