? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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