he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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