I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
