You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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