would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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