Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?