Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?