I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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