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• (912): View more from Georgia

  you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?

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  I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?

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  how high are you?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.

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  I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.

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• (518): View more from New York

  just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.

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  Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?

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