Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho