I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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