Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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