And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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