no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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