I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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