imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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