I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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