Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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