I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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