Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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