Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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