We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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