dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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