I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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