I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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