I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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