So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
