Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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