your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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