I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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