another moral hangover. fuck.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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