i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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