can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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