What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
