playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You made out with two different species that night
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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