I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
