I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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