Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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