i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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