The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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