He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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