I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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