Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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