just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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