I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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