"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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