Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
