my mouth tastes like poor choices
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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