she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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