You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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