how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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