Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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